Unlocking the secret to hiding a spare key
Want to safely hide a spare house key? Here are a
few tips. Burglars, don't read this story.
It's a horrible feeling: You arrive home and
discover that you lost your key. If only you had a spare you could use to gain
entry. Actually, there are numerous ways to hide that spare key.
Let's get the obvious ones, and by obvious I mean
dumb
Don't leave a spare key under the doormat. Even the
most dim-witted criminal will check under the mat. You've seen those artificial
rocks. So have burglars. Forget them. Put it up over the door frame? Come on, you
can be more inventive than that. There are better solutions to the lost-key
conundrum:
Lockbox:
You've seen real estate agents use them. They are small secure containers that
can be opened by punching in a code. They come in various sizes and strengths.
Real estate people attach them to the front-door knob. Don't be so obvious.
Hide it somewhere on the property, in a location where it can't be seen from
the street and not in close proximity to the lock. You're telling a burglar,
"Hey, Goober, there's a key inside, and it'll open this here door."
Good
disguises: If you have in-ground sprinklers, there's a dummy
sprinkler head that blends in with the others and can hold a key (Khs 800/=).
Similarly, there's a working thermometer that has a hidden compartment where a
key may be stashed (Ksh 700/=).
The
neighbors: If you have a trusted neighbor, ask them to hold on
to a spare key. You can reclaim it if you get locked out, or they can let
themselves in should an emergency arise while you are away. Just be sure the
neighbor is dependable and doesn't have a ne'er-do-well teenager who might take
advantage of the opportunity.
On
the property: There are likely several hiding places
just a few steps from your door. Duct tape a key to the leg of your grill, to
the underside of your mailbox or inside the bird bath pedestal. Bury one under
the seed in your bird feeder, or plant it under the potted impatiens on the
porch. Want to get more razzly dazzly? Glue a small magnet to your key, and
attach it to the inside of your home's downspout extension.
Up
a tree: Take a spare key and nail it to a tree. It could be
on your property, or maybe it's down the street a block or two. Nail it up in
an inconspicuous location on the tree, somewhere that's out of plain view and
requires some searching to find. When you stash the key away from your
property, anyone coming across it by chance will have to try a whole
neighborhood of doors. Just remember which tree the key is hidden in.
The
doghouse: No dog should be made to live outside. But for the
times little dodger is out running around in the yard, you should provide him
with a shelter. Inside that doghouse is a good location to hide a key. Heck,
even if you don't have a dog, get a small doghouse and hang the key inside.
Just seeing a doghouse will give a would-be burglar pause.
Wind
chimes: Several websites suggest hiding a key inside a set
of wind chimes. Even if a prospective thief knew the key was there, he'd have
to make a lot of noise getting it out. No criminal wants that. And if you
really want to mess with the guy, hang a whole key ring of multicolored keys in
the wind chimes. Not only would he make noise with the chimes, he'd also have
to figure out which key opened the door. (You would know it's the blue one. Or
the red one, etc.) If there's one thing burglars hate more than making noise,
it's standing on a porch fiddling with a ring of keys
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